Self Defense Dojo 1.9.12

Self Defense Dojo APK: Life, Lust, and Judo Under Pressure 

In Self Defense Dojo, we don’t play as a noble martial arts master or a wandering warrior as usual. We play as Kota Morimura, a guy who, after getting romantically involved with a yakuza's girlfriend, finds himself hiding out in a dojo teaching self-defense to women. It's weird. It's funny. It's grindy. And it somehow works. 

Teaching Women to Fight... While Running From the Mob 

The setup is absurd in the best way. Kota ends up at the White Knight Dojo, a run-down training hall run by a quirky old man who lets us stay in a warehouse as long as we act as a substitute instructor. 

Our job? Teach women how to defend themselves using judo techniques we vaguely remember from grade school. The teaching sessions are interactive, with click-based minigames where we have to time our commands, fill red gauges, and manage cooldowns. 

If you mess up, you lose the session. If you win, you unlock more “commands,” raise the student’s skill level, and progress their storylines. Some scenes lean into the adult-humor zone, so don’t expect a PG experience. 

You’re Broke. Time to Hustle 

Teaching isn’t the only thing we do. In fact, Self Defense Dojo quickly reveals itself as a life-sim grindfest with tons of ways to earn yen and level up. 

You’ll be: 

• Working part-time at a construction site 

• Digging for treasure in underground mines using a drill (which can break) 

• Fishing for rare species to trade for points and gear 

• Selling... let’s say “interesting” videos to sketchy guys at night 

There’s a full upgrade loop here. You need strength and skill to succeed in dojo sessions, and those cost money. So yes, you’ll be lifting bricks during the day, fishing at night, and drilling into yellow rocks hoping for a lucky payout. 

Meet Rika. Try Not to Die 

Of all the characters, Rika Ijuin, the master’s granddaughter, stands out the most. She doesn’t show up until a bit later (around mid-May in-game), but when she does, she forces you into training sessions. And these aren’t easy. 

Lose to her, and well… let’s just say things get reversed in an awkward way. Win, and you get 30,000 yen and some major stat boosts. But fair warning: early on, she’s near-impossible to beat without grinding your skills hard. 

She also plays into one of the game’s final choices, so yeah, she's important. 

Gauges, Lust, and Hidden Scenes 

Training sessions use a layered system of gauges. There’s a red one (desire), a blue one (awareness), and a cooldown system based on how you time your actions. Win enough sessions and the student’s level increases, unlocking new commands and interactions. 

As crude as it sounds, the design is functional, kind of like a rhythm game with narrative consequences. 

And yes, this game leans into NTR (Netorare) themes, which might turn some players away, but others may find it adds tension to relationships and choices. 

There are also a few secret events hidden around the game, things you only find by talking to characters at the right time, exploring random rooms, or hitting certain stat thresholds. 

Conclusion 

Self Defense Dojo is crude, chaotic, and unapologetically weird. But beneath all that, there’s a real game here, with stats to level, money to grind, and choices that actually matter. If you’re into offbeat sims and like discovering little systems tucked inside bigger ones, this game has something to offer.